ACT LIKE A SENATOR WITH YOUR OWN DC ESCORT

Politicians are always getting themselves into trouble. If you were to stop and count how many political affairs and scandals you've heard about you'd probably run out of numbers to count with. Of course, they could have avoided all of these issues had they just been smart about it and hired on their own escort. You just happen to be much smarter than the average politician, which is exactly why you're looking into Washington DC escorts.

America was built on the idea of freedom. And if you want to have an escort at your side throughout your trip, well we believe it's your God given right. This is America, after all? It's not Russia or Colombia (although don't worry, you'll find plenty of escorts from those countries). So don't make your trip through Washington DC on your own, and don't take in those evening cocktail parties or fundraisers without a plus one. Instead, do yourself a favor and book yourself one of the beautiful Washington DC escorts. And don't worry, these escorts are so hot you won't be the only thing standing at attention during the national anthem.

So the next time you come to visit Washington DC, do it like a politician (a smart politician). Don't go around trying to see the great attractions on your own, and don't get yourself into possible trouble looking up ads on Craigslist or some other back channel website. No, do yourself a favor and hire yourself the cream of the crop escorts in the entire city. Plus, they can give you a personal tour that would even get Bill Clinton excited (not that it would take much to get him excited).

Avoid all of the drama and the scandal and hire yourself a discrete escort. Because it is your right as an American to do so.